9 Funny Things Girls Do After A Bad Breakup

Generally all men and ladies do indulge in funny things after a terrible breakup, here are some most girls are guilty of, read and be blessed.

1. THEY TURN STALKERS[b]


Some girls when hit with break up, they turn stalkers, though this is also applicable to the guys, its very common among ladies. This is common among most ladies. Some use different sims to put calls through to him and would immediately hang up or remains silent when he picks and maybe says "hello"  my elder sister is very guilty of this

2. PLAYING SLOW SONGS


They'll play more slow tempo songs like westlife and watch more romantic movies, lay on their bed and cry their eyes out

3. THEY BECOME ACTIVISTS
Don't be surprise to see things like.
#teamsingleandnotsearching
#teamallmenarethesame
#singleforever
Their sense of empowerment is sometimes ridiculous, nairaland girls are guilty of this, i no one mention name
Guys if you fall for them in this period, na your money i pity

#Teamallguysarethesame


4. THEY HANG OUT MORE
Girls hang out more when hit by breakup, you'll see them almost everywhere their ex might be, and when they're sure hell be present at the event, they dress to kill just to make him realise what he's actually missing she rarely stays at home to avoid depression.

5. THEY SUDDENLY BECOMES ‘BORN AGAIN’…AGAIN!


Naija babes i hail o una guilty for this one die. Most ladies seeks solace in religion after a bad breakup. The unrighteous ones suddenly becomes righteous. She'll will be present and active in almost all the activities in the church, and will be praying for God to grant their heart wishes of a new and better guy and when a good guy comes along, religion is abandoned again

6. THEY BECOME RELATIONSHIP OR LOVE EXPERTS.

After a bad breakup mostly ladies thinks they're automatically love expert. You'll find them jumping into any discussion concerning relationship matters. They'll give advice and tutor others as issues correlating with relationship suddenly becomes their favourite discussionEg.
"sister Mary don't date him ooh, I've seen many of his type".

7. THEY DELETE HIS NUMBER


We all know girls have the digits of their lovers offhand so why deleting themThis is always the first move as their idiosyncrasy at the moment is that of forgetting everything about him. The funny thing is they'll will always remember it, even after a decade

8. TRIES TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS

Ladies do crazy things to get their guys attention after a serious breakup. Some will go get a new guy just to make him jealous and some will intentionally bump into him with a dress to kill. They'll take selfies with the guy and upload them online just to make him jealous. The funny thing is, the guy she is showing off, she dosent love but only trying to get back at her ex. If you're that guy i pity you

written by me.

Guys abeg add your own.

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